Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder - For Shiz

I made my first pregnancy-clothes related purchase last night.

I bought two new bras. I had to be offsite for work yesterday and absolutely could not stand my bra anymore by the end of the day. Lately my bras have sort of been sitting on top of boobs and not really supporting them. There is only so much pushing you can do to fit your entire boob into a too-small bra. JWOWW be damned.

My mother told me that i would likely have to buy new bras a couple of times throughout this process. YIKES. Thank goodness they were buy one get one half off!

Can I just say that large bras are totally ugly. Now, I am sitting here more comfortable than I have been in weeks, but seriously. The sight of me in my bra is more going to scare my husband than turn him on. They attempted to sexy it up by putting some lace on the band and a little jewel in between the boobs but still. It is going to take a lot more than lace and a little jewel to detract from the inch wide straps and 3-hook enclosure of this beast. I definitely chose comfort over fashion in this instance. Sigh. What a "mom" thing to do.

P.S. What is the term "over the shoulder boulder holder" from? My first thought was a Judy Blume book, my next thought was an episode of Roseanne, but I really think it might be from the Otto Titsling song from Beaches. ha ha ha